As so many others have; I recount my memories from the storm of 2005.
You know that feeling you get just before your doctor lubes up the rubber glove? Welcome to my world.
Bonus Chapter – in which I meet Sasquatch, try to befriend him and later find his porn.
Chapter 4, in which I meet my roommates formally, insult most of them and end up liking almost all of them. ALMOST.
Chapter 2 in which I get lost, listen to the Foo Fighters, insult my roommates and end up meeting my best friend.
Chapter 1… in which I leave home, watch porn and say goodbye to my Mother. (Not in that order.)
